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Please Don't Smoke Your Strawberry Vape Around My Baby Tote

Description: A hilarious, satirical take on the "protective parent" aesthetic. This design features vibrant strawberries and the absurd request: "Please don't smoke your strawberry vape around my baby, he doesn't like that flavor." Perfect for fans of irony, weird internet humor, and bold graphic statements.

Tags: absurdist, funny, funny vape, internet culture, irony
The Millennial's Guide to Technology Retro Satire Tote

Description: Take a trip down memory lane with "The Millennial's Guide to Technology." Featuring a classic CRT monitor, a brick cellphone, and those legendary floppy disks, this design is a satirical nod to the "high-tech" gear we grew up with. Perfect for tech enthusiasts, gamers, and anyone who remembers the sound of a dial-up modem.

Tags: 80s aesthetic, 90s nostalgia, digital native, floppy disk, funny tech

The Millennial's Guide to Technology Retro Satire Tote

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Can I Hit Your Vape? Tote

Description: Can I Hit Your Vape?

Tags: joint, mary jane, stoner, vaping, weed

Can I Hit Your Vape? Tote

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Can I Hit Your Vape? Tote

Description: This intricate floral illustration features a wide variety of garden blooms—from delicate carnations to bold roses, surrounding the iconic modern catchphrase "Can I Hit Your Vape?" The balanced composition and muted vintage palette make it a versatile design for everything from heavy-weight cotton tees to premium wall art posters.

Tags: 420, can i hit your vape, funny quote, funny slogan, hit vape

Can I Hit Your Vape? Tote

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Can I Hit Your Vape? Tote

Description: Looking for a funny gift for a vaper with a sense of style? This bold floral graphic combines a cheeky request with beautiful, layered botanical illustrations. The striking yellow text and warm-toned flowers make this a standout piece for any wardrobe, offering a perfect mix of "pretty" and "pointless humor."

Tags: 420, funny, humor, smoke, vaping

Can I Hit Your Vape? Tote

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Can I Hit Your Vape Tote

Description: Ask the ultimate question in style with this "Can I Hit Your Vape?" retro floral design. Featuring a lush bouquet of vintage-inspired roses and daisies set against a dark background, this piece blends 70s botanical art with modern meme culture. Perfect for festivals, casual hangouts, or as a sarcastic gift for friends.

Tags: funny, funny quote, humor, smoking, vaping

Can I Hit Your Vape Tote

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1988 Champion Tote

Description: 1988 Champion

Tags: champion, parody, retro

1988 Champion Tote

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Death is Coming // Anti-Communist Propaganda Tote

Description: ‘Death is coming!’ — Anti-communist leaflets from the Korean War (1950-53) produced by the US 1st Radio Broadcasting and Leaflet (RB&L) Group. The 1st RB&L Group operated under the Far East Command and UN Command during the war, producing some 2.2 billion leaflets to be dropped over enemy positions. The leaflets call on soldiers to surrender, depicting their struggles as futile and serving the interests of foreign powers, namely the USSR and China. Reads ‘Death is coming!’ and shows a freezing skeleton.

Tags: anti communist, anti socialism, anti socialist, death, death is coming

Death is Coming // Anti-Communist Propaganda Tote

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War Bad Butts Good Tote

Description: War Bad Butts Good

Tags: humor, war bad

War Bad Butts Good Tote

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War Bad Boobs Good Tote

Description: War Bad Boobs Good

Tags: boobs good, war bad

War Bad Boobs Good Tote

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Lance's Mixtape 5th Edition Sticker Tote

Description: Lance's Mixtape 5th Edition Sticker

Tags: arc, gaming

Lance's Mixtape 5th Edition Sticker Tote

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I Said Don't Shoot // Arc Raiders Tote

Description: I Said Don't Shoot // Arc Raiders

Tags: arc raiders, dont shoot

I Said Don't Shoot // Arc Raiders Tote

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Don't Shoot // Arc Raiders Tote

Description: Don't Shoot // Arc Raiders

Tags: arc raiders dont shoot

Don't Shoot // Arc Raiders Tote

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I Said Don't Shoot // Arc Raiders Tote

Description: I Said Don't Shoot // Arc Raiders

Tags: arc raiders, dont shoot

I Said Don't Shoot // Arc Raiders Tote

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Lance's Mix Tape 5th Edition // Arc Raiders Tote

Description: Lance's Mix Tape 5th Edition // Arc Raiders

Tags: 80s, cassette tape, gaming, lances mix tape, video game

Lance's Mix Tape 5th Edition // Arc Raiders Tote

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Arc Raiders // Retro Aesthetic Tote

Description: Arc Raiders // Retro Aesthetic

Tags: retro vintage aesthetic

Arc Raiders // Retro Aesthetic Tote

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Arc Raiders // Buried City // Retro Aesthetic Tote

Description: Arc Raiders // Buried City // Retro Aesthetic

Tags: buried city, futuristic, gaming, sci fi, video game

Arc Raiders // Buried City // Retro Aesthetic Tote

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Arc Raiders // Spaceport // Retro Aesthetic Tote

Description: Arc Raiders // Spaceport // Retro Aesthetic

Tags: gaming, raiders, retro vintage aesthetic, spaceport, video game

Arc Raiders // Spaceport // Retro Aesthetic Tote

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ARC Raiders Lance's Mix Tape Vintage Tote

Description: ARC Raiders Cassette Tape Vintage

Tags: cassette tape, retro vintage aesthetic

ARC Raiders Lance's Mix Tape Vintage Tote

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Goop Goop Goop /// Arc Raiders Tote

Description: Goop Goop Goop /// Arc Raiders

Tags: arc, goop, raiders

Goop Goop Goop /// Arc Raiders Tote

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3 From Hell Eyes Tote

Description: 3 From Hell

Tags: 80s, 90s, captain spaulding, devils rejects, horror

3 From Hell Eyes Tote

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Saturday Legends Tote

Description: Saturday Legends

Tags: hot rod

Saturday Legends Tote

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ICE Is For Losers Tote

Description: ICE Is For Losers

Tags: immigration

ICE Is For Losers Tote

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ICE Ain't Cool Tote

Description: ICE Ain't Cool

Tags: immigration

ICE Ain't Cool Tote

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Abolish ICE Tote

Description: Unapologetic. Direct. Unmistakable. Abolish ICE delivers a powerful message through striking visuals and dark humor. A fearless polar bear, drink in hand, confronts the viewer beneath bold, frozen lettering—turning political resistance into graphic art with teeth. This design is made for those who don’t whisper their values. It merges protest culture, punk attitude, and contemporary illustration into a piece that demands attention and sparks conversation

Tags: anti fascist, anti ice, immigrant, immigration, resist

Abolish ICE Tote

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ICE Ain’t Cool Tote

Description: This bold illustration flips the script with a rebellious polar bear serving attitude on ice. Featuring dripping block lettering and an unapologetic gesture, ICE Ain’t Cool blends street-art energy with sharp political satire. The icy palette contrasts with fiery defiance, making it impossible to ignore. Perfect for those who believe art should provoke, challenge, and speak truth with style. Whether worn or displayed, this piece makes a statement without asking permission

Tags: abolish ice, anti ice, immigrant, immigration, politics

ICE Ain’t Cool Tote

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F ICE Tote

Description: F ICE

Tags: politics

F ICE Tote

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Thrasher Guy Tote

Description: Thrasher Guy

Tags: skateboard, skateboarder, skateboarding

Thrasher Guy Tote

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The Fridge Cig Tote

Description: The Fridge Cig

Tags: diet coke

The Fridge Cig Tote

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The Fridge Cig Tote

Description: The Fridge Cig

Tags: cigarette, fridge cigarette

The Fridge Cig Tote

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Thrasher Guy Tote

Description: Thrasher

Tags: skateboard, skateboarder, skateboarding

Thrasher Guy Tote

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I shaved my balls for this? Tote

Description: I shaved my balls for this?

Tags: funny, humor

I shaved my balls for this? Tote

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I shaved my balls for this? Tote

Description: I shaved my balls for this?

Tags: comedy, humor, parody

I shaved my balls for this? Tote

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I got my clit pierced at Claire's Tote

Description: Featuring hand-drawn, distressed lettering and a high-contrast color palette, the message is intentionally loud and direct—embracing body autonomy, individuality, and anti-shame energy. The rough, imperfect typography gives it a DIY, underground feel, like something pulled from a zine, protest sign, or late-night Sharpie session

Tags: funny, humor, piercing

I got my clit pierced at Claire's Tote

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Chicken Tender Slut Tote

Description: This piece leans fully into provocative, irreverent punk humor—the kind that’s meant to shock, amuse, and signal zero concern for playing it safe

Tags: chicken, chicken nuggets, chicken tendies

Chicken Tender Slut Tote

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Taco Bell Dog Tote

Description: Taco Bell Dog

Tags: dog

Taco Bell Dog Tote

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