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I’m Gonna Get Real Weird With It Shorts

Description: A 70s-style sunset palette paired with an iconic chaotic energy. For the ones who embrace absurdity and plan to get weirder with age—this one’s a whole vibe.

Tags: 70s style art, absurd humor, chaotic energy, comedy merch, danny parody
Salem, Massachusetts – Est. 1626 Shorts

Description: A clean black-and-white tribute to Salem’s spooky legacy featuring iconic witchy silhouettes. Ideal for Halloween lovers, occult fans, and New England history buffs.

Tags: gothic style, halloween aesthetic, massachusetts merch, occult gift, salem souvenir
VHS – The Future Is Here (1976) Shorts

Description: Retro tech nostalgia at its best. Featuring bold VHS typography and rainbow stripes, this design celebrates the analog era that changed home entertainment forever.

Tags: 70s design, analog aesthetic, cassette culture, nostalgic gift, old school vibe
BMX Rider – White Silhouette Shorts

Description: A crisp rider silhouette for fans of speed, tricks, and dirt-track adrenaline. Clean, bold, and ready for any background.

Tags: action sports art, bike merch, bikers gift, cycling silhouette, extreme sports
The South Booty Shorts

Description: A cheeky spoof on a classic outdoor-wear emblem. For those who love adventure—and love humor even more. Outdoorsy with a wink.

Tags: adventure parody, booty humor, cheeky humor, funny outdoor, meme design
Back On My Bullshit Shorts

Description: Bold, loud, and unapologetic. This retro-futuristic graphic announces your triumphant return to chaos, confidence, or whatever nonsense fuels your days. Wear it loud.

Tags: 80s retro, attitude, bold text design, comeback energy, funny saying
Dandelion Dreams Shorts

Description: Simple, airy, and symbolic. This delicate dandelion blowing in the wind brings soft whimsy and quiet optimism to any piece of apparel.

Tags: boho style, botanical illustration, botanical line art, dandelion design, delicate linework
I Am the Strangest Thing Shorts

Description: A playful twist on a cult-favorite aesthetic, this design blends retro horror vibes with BMX energy. Perfect for riders, rebels, and anyone who proudly embraces their inner weirdo.

Tags: 80s aesthetic, alternative merch, bike, bike rider, bmx
Sweet Scoop 67 – Drippy Ice Cream Cone Design Shorts

Description: Add a playful twist to your wardrobe with this vibrant “67” ice-cream themed design. Each number is styled as a melting scoop on a waffle cone complete with sprinkles, drips, and pastel colors that pop on any product. It’s fun, quirky, and perfect for anyone who loves bold, dessert-inspired art.

Tags: 6 7, 67, funny, gen alpha, gen alpha slang
Fridge Cig Classic (White Text) Shorts

Description: Fridge Cig Classic (White Text)

Tags: cigarette, coke, diet coke, gen z humor, smoking
Fridge Cig Classic (Black Text) Shorts

Description: Fridge Cig Classic (Black Text)

Tags: cigarette, coke, diet coke, gen z humor, smoking
Diet Coke Fridge Cig – Vintage Pack Parody Graphic Shorts

Description: A clean, minimalist parody graphic displaying slim Diet Coke cans arranged like a cigarette pack beneath the bold line “Pass Me a Fridge Cig.” Great for Diet Coke devotees, lovers of ironic minimalist designs, and anyone who enjoys clever reimagined packaging aesthetics

Tags: beverage parody, diet coke lover gift, fridge cig, funny soda merch, meme
Diet Coke Fridge Cig – Vintage Ugly Christmas Design Shorts

Description: A clean, minimalist parody graphic displaying slim Diet Coke cans arranged like a cigarette pack beneath the bold line “Pass Me a Fridge Cig.” Great for Diet Coke devotees, lovers of ironic minimalist designs, and anyone who enjoys clever reimagined packaging aesthetics.

Tags: beverage parody, diet coke lover gift, fridge cig, funny soda merch, meme
Coke Zero Fridge Cig – Retro Pack Parody Graphic Shorts

Description: A bold, tongue-in-cheek graphic featuring mini Coke Zero cans arranged like a classic cigarette pack with the phrase “Pass Me a Fridge Cig.” Perfect for soda lovers with a sense of humor, fans of surreal parody art, and anyone who appreciates a clever twist on everyday cravings. Great for shirts, hoodies, and novelty merch.

Tags: beverage lover gift, bold graphic, coke merch, coke zero, coke zero fan
Turn The Volume Up Electric Pulse Shorts

Description: Turn heads and turn up your vibe with the “Electric Pulse” edition. A vivid green take on the original, this design captures the energy of neon nights and underground sound. The sleek globe-inspired disc and digital motifs celebrate global rhythm, because the world sounds better when it’s loud.

Tags: 80s, new york city, turn the volume up, vintage
Turn The Volume Up Neon Noise Shorts

Description: Light up every room with the “Neon Noise” design, a bold explosion of electric pink energy. Inspired by nightlife and music culture, this print merges retro pixel patterns with futuristic soundwave symbols. Perfect for DJs, producers, and anyone who lives for the beat, it screams confidence and high volume in every stitch.

Tags: new york, nyc, turn the volume up, volume up
Turn The Volume Up Analog Revival Shorts

Description: For those who appreciate timeless style and classic sound, “Analog Revival” brings it all together. The black-and-white layout and bold geometric lettering give off vintage concert poster vibes. Complete with a stylized volume knob graphic, this design honors the roots of real music and unfiltered sound.

Tags: new york, new york city, nyc, turn the volume up, volume up
Turn The Volume Up Soundwave Signal Shorts

Description: Simple, striking, and full of rhythm, the “Soundwave Signal” design delivers pure sound energy. With crisp cyan tones and minimalist volume-wave graphics, it’s a clean modern statement for audiophiles and creators. Wear it loud. Feel the bass. Turn the volume up.

Tags: soundwave, turn the volume up, volume up
Scream Shorts

Description: Scream

Tags: scary
Mike Shorts

Description: Mike

Tags: scary
Fred Shorts

Description: Fred

Tags: scary
Did you Santa??? Shorts

Description: Did you Santa???

Tags: always sunny, christmas, xmas, xmas sweater
Let's do some lines! Oh yeah! Shorts

Description: Let's do some lines! Oh yeah!

Tags: coke, funny, oh yeah, retro
Let's start a cult? Oh yeah! Shorts

Description: Let's start a cult? Oh yeah!

Tags: oh yeah, vintage
Who's got some meth? Oh yeah! Shorts

Description: Who's got some meth? Oh yeah!

Tags: oh yeah, retro, vintage
Welcome to the Shitshow Shorts

Description: Vibrant purple and green typographic design reading “Welcome to the Shitshow.” A loud, eye-catching graphic that perfectly captures chaotic humor and unapologetic personality.

Tags: 80s design, adult humor, bold text, chaos, colorful
Distressed Flower Peace Sign Shorts

Description: A retro boho-inspired floral design featuring a peace sign surrounded by distressed sunflower petals in earthy tones. Represents peace, unity, and nature in a timeless vintage style.

Tags: 70s, boho, distressed, earthy tones, floral art
Welcome to the Shitshow Shorts

Description: Bold typographic design featuring the phrase “Welcome to the Shitshow.” Clean retro-inspired font with a minimalist layout that captures chaotic humor and everyday sarcasm

Tags: adult humor, chaos, distressed font, funny, humor
Beach Day Shorts

Description: A bold summer-themed design featuring retro-inspired art of a woman in a bikini with a bright gradient background. Captures the nostalgic aesthetic of sun, surf, and chill beach days.

Tags: 80s, beach, bikini, gradient, ocean
I’m Your Huckleberry Shorts

Description: Classic Western-inspired design featuring the quote “I’m Your Huckleberry” with a vintage cowboy illustration. A nod to one of cinema’s most iconic lines and timeless frontier style.

Tags: american, americana, classic film, cowboy, desert sunset
Step Brothers Christmas – “This House is a F*ing Prison” Shorts

Description: Vibrant purple and green typographic design reading “Welcome to the Shitshow.” A loud, eye-catching graphic that perfectly captures chaotic humor and unapologetic personality

Tags: 80s design, adult humor, bold text, chaos, colorful
Die Hard Is a Christmas Movie Shorts

Description: Funny Christmas design declaring “Die Hard Is a Christmas Movie.” Styled in classic ugly sweater knit pattern, it celebrates the greatest holiday action movie debate ever.

Tags: 80s, action movie, christmas, funny, holiday
Ace in a Tutu Shorts

Description: Minimalist parody artwork of a classic comedy character wearing a pink tutu. This funny 90s-inspired design celebrates slapstick humor and nostalgic pop culture moments with bold, clean illustration.

Tags: 90s nostalgia, ace ventura, cult classic, funny design, humor illustration
Christmas Needs More Cowbell Shorts

Description: A funny retro holiday design featuring the phrase “Christmas Needs More Cowbell.” Inspired by pop culture comedy and classic sketch humor, this parody captures the spirit of festive nostalgia and absurd humor.

Tags: comedy, festive, funny christmas, holiday, holiday parody
Chicken Nugget Funny Food Meme Shorts

Description: A bright, bold design celebrating the iconic chicken nugget. Perfect for food lovers, internet meme fans, and those with a crispy sense of humor. Pop art inspired with retro fast-food energy.

Tags: comfort food, crispy, fast food, food, food meme
Cokebumps Horror Parody Shorts

Description: Creepy parody design featuring stylized green “Cokebumps” lettering with a slimy, horror-inspired texture. A darkly funny twist on nostalgic spooky branding and weirdcore aesthetics.

Tags: creepy, dark humor, eerie, funny, goosebumps parody

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