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Please Don't Smoke Your Strawberry Vape Around My Baby Socks

$13.25 $17.75
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A hilarious, satirical take on the "protective parent" aesthetic. This design features vibrant strawberries and the absurd request: "Please don't smoke your strawberry vape around my baby, he doesn't like that flavor." Perfect for fans of irony, weird internet humor, and bold graphic statements.

Soft, stretchy crew socks with a ribbed cuff, classic fit, and arch support for everyday comfort.

Fits: US Men 6–10 / US Women 5–11 / UK 3–9.5 / EU 34–42.5 / AU Men 5.5–9.5 / AU Women 5–11

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