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Please Don't Smoke Your Strawberry Vape Around My Baby Card

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A hilarious, satirical take on the "protective parent" aesthetic. This design features vibrant strawberries and the absurd request: "Please don't smoke your strawberry vape around my baby, he doesn't like that flavor." Perfect for fans of irony, weird internet humor, and bold graphic statements.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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